Here are two humorous stories, neither of which is true – I believe, but they are pretty funny, and make great material for your potentially funny wedding toasts… so enjoy!
Wife, Missing – Wedding Toast, Funny
A man walks up to a gorgeous woman in a large market and says, “Excuse me but, I’ve lost my wife somewhere here in the market, could you talk to me for a few minutes?” “Why?” she asks. “Well, whenever I talk to beautiful woman my wife suddenly appears out of nowhere.”
Husband And Wife – Out Of Tune
A man and wife are getting passionate in bed, when suddenly, the wife stops and says, “I’m not feeling it. Can you just hold me?” The husband asks what’s wrong, and his wife says, “You’re just not in tune with my emotional needs as a woman.” The husband decides nothing is going to happen tonight and goes on to sleep.
The next day the husband decides to take his wife shopping. They walk all over the mall, and his wife tries on three expensive outfits. He says, “Let’s get all three.” Next they pick out some matching shoes, diamond earrings, and all the other accessories she wants.
The wife is ecstatic, and thinks her husband has gone off the deep end, but she doesn’t care…
They go to pay for everything, and her husband says, “No, no, no, honey we’re not going to buy all this stuff.” His wife gives him a blank look… “No sweetie, I just want you to hold this stuff for a while.” His wife’s face begins to turn red when he says, “You’re just not in tune with my financial needs as a man!”
I can relate with that second story…but anyway, I hope you liked these. I post new jokes like these all the time so be sure to stop by again if you still need help with a funny wedding toast!
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