I found this pretty cool poem and thought it might be a great wedding speech beginning or end, or something, plus I threw in a couple more good jokes you could use with your funny wedding toasts.
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A Pleasant Poem Plus Jokes For Funny Wedding Toasts!
There was an old party of Lyme,
Who married three wives at a time.
When asked “Why the third?”
He replied, “One’s absurd,
And bigamy, sir, is a crime!”
Just recently, on a night of revelry, I asked the soon to be groom what he wanted to get out of his marriage. He replied, “I want to be a model husband, a model citizen, and a model lover!” Being the curious man that I am I decided to look up “model” in the dictionary. It said, “A miniature replica of the real thing!”
I remember the first time Jill and I dated. When I arrived at the house, her father said she was just putting the finishing touches to her make-up and would be down presently. Then he added, “Fancy a game of chess while you’re waiting?
Well that is all I have for the moment, hope you liked the poem…I think it was the first poem I put up. I might try to find some more of them to bring a little more variety to my blog. As always, I hope you enjoyed the post, and good luck with those funny wedding toasts.
