Here are some more short jokes and one-liners that you can incorporate into your own funny wedding toasts. Some of these I know are repeats from earlier posts, but most are new…and I really don’t feel like sifting through all of them. Enjoy!
The Jokes Start Here: May Your Wedding Toasts Be Funny
- Here’s to our wives and lovers. May they never meet.
- The most effective way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget once.
- There are only two times in a man’s life when he can’t understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.
- We call him the exorcist in our house. Every time he comes around, he rids us of all our spirits.
- It was an emotional wedding. The mother of the bride cried. Even the cake was in tiers.
- After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
- Speech-making is a bit like prospecting for Black Gold. If you don’t strike oil in 10 minutes, stop boring.
- I’m told that the best speech makers follow three simple rules. Stand Up. Speak Up. Then, very quickly, Shut Up. I’ll try to stick to that advice.
- The brain is a wonderful thing. It never stops functioning from the time you’re born until the moment you stand up to make a speech.
- Why does a woman work for 10 years to change a man’s habits, and then complain he’s not the man she married? – Barbara Streisand
- The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
- I can honestly say that in all the years I’ve known him, no one has ever questioned John’s intelligence. In fact, I’ve never heard anyone even mention it.
That’s all she wrote folks. Hope these were enjoyable and helpful. Good luck with those wedding toasts, hope they’re funny!!
