Here’s two more of the best and funniest true stories I have come across lately. Use them in your own funny wedding toasts or else!
On The Way To The Funny Wedding Toasts…
This is a supposedly true story I found somewhere which I thought was quite hilarious. You could easily tell this as part of your own funny wedding toast.
The bride’s family is on there way to the hotel to get ready two hours before the wedding, when suddenly smoke starts pouring out of the vents into the car. The father has respiratory problems, and starts to panic. They screech to a halt on the freeway, and the mother begins yelling, “Get out of the car!! Get out of the car”.
They call 911, when suddenly the mother remembers the ridiculously expensive mother of the bride outfit about to burn up in the car. Of course she smacks the son on the head, and yells, “Get back to the car!! Back to the car!” and gets him to retrieve it. Soon the fire engines show up and shut the road down to be on the safe side.
While all this is happening the bride is at the hotel. Suddenly she gets a phone call from an enraged husband to be who is stuck in traffic because some “stupid person’s car is on fire.”…
An Embarrassing Wedding Toast
Here’s a funny true story you might be able to twist into your own story for a funny wedding toast.
I remember when I was a little girl I was in my auntie’s wedding. I was maybe 4, with my 2 older cousins around 10 years old.
It was a winter wedding and we were wearing warm dresses. The church had the heating on full blast and the altar was right in front of this huge window where the sun was streaming in.
Part way through the service my oldest cousin faints right on top of my other cousin and both of them fall on me. To make matters worse I was having a double finger pick of my nose right then and when I landed my fingers got shoved up my nose causing a massive nose bleed.
Surprisingly, I’m not in a single wedding photo!…
I hope you enjoyed these, and good luck with your wedding speeches!
