Hear is a list of funny wedding quotes for your toasts. I think most of them are different from my earlier list of quotes but I didn’t check so…anyway, enjoy them and good luck with your funny wedding toasts.
Funny Quotes Make Funny Wedding Toasts
- An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie
- Whenever you’re wrong, admit it. Whenever you’re right, shut up. – Ogden Nash
- A gentleman, who had been very unhappy in marriage, married immediately after his wife died: Johnson said, it was the triumph of hope over experience – Dr. Johnson
- Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. – Scottish Proverb
- The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. – Shirley MacLaine
- I’d like to thank you for your presence and thank you for your presents – Steve Harris’ wedding speech in its entirety.
- For a light wife doth make a heavy husband – Shakespeare
- Husbands are like fires. They go out if left unattended. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Most girls seem to marry men who happen to be like their fathers. Maybe that’s why so many mothers cry at weddings! – Jenny Eclair
- Man who sinks into woman’s arms, soon has his arms in woman’s sink. – Confucius
That’s the last one. Hope you liked them. If you’re looking for more wedding quotes just click the “quotes” tag underneath this posts title. Okay, see you next time!
