Below are a few of the best funny wedding toasts I have come across, you can use them as is, or cut and paste to make your own great wedding speech.
Funny Wedding Toast One
Some of the jokes in this best man speech are in slightly bad taste, but I liked others, so give it a read and you might find something you can use in your own funny wedding toasts.
As I begin this speech my first thought is… if I’m the best man… why is Jill marrying Kev? (Pause when people laugh) I guess that’s because, today, Kevin is the real best man. I did a lot of research to learn how to give a good best man speech, and I learned that I’m supposed to sing the praises of the groom. Sadly, I’m a bad singer. (Pause for laughter) Kevin, Jill is a truly amazing person who deserves a great husband. Sadly, you snapped her up before she found one. All joking aside, I am greatly honored to be here today. I love you both very much and wish you many years of happy marriage. Everyone, please raise your glasses and join me in wishing the happy new couple our fondest wishes, congratulations Jill and Kevin!
Funny Wedding Toast Two
This wedding toast has one great joke in the first half, and the rest is just a good example of a contemporary best man speech.
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses and join me in a toast to Beth and Travis. Nowadays, it takes a brave and strong man to achieve his dreams and goals in life, and in love. A man of intelligence. A man who isn’t afraid to live life to its fullest, and embrace all life has to offer. But enough about me… We’re here to talk about Beth and Travis, two amazing individuals who have come here today to join together in what will surely be a happy and lasting union. (Raise your glass as you face Beth) Beth…you look amazing. Travis is so very fortunate to have found such a spectacular girl to share his life with. I am so very honored to be here today, chosen by my best friend Travis for this important occasion. I wish you both peace and overflowing joy in your new lives together, and may God bless you.
Funny Wedding Toast Three
This funny wedding toast has a pretty hilarious punch line, so be sure to read it all the way through.
Tim and Patricia, what a wonderful day it is to be getting married. As we all know marriage carries many new responsibilities. Patricia, from now on, you must never argue or even disagree with Tim, because as we all know he is now the head of the family and the king of his castle. You must keep your hair, makeup, and clothes perfect at all times. You should always cook Tim’s favorite foods and encourage him to go out with his friends often. Do these few simple things and you will surely be blessed with many years of happiness. (Pause to let it sink in) Patricia, I know that Tim loves you very, very much… (Slight pause) because he spent a long, long time writing this speech for me. Congratulations to you both!
Well, that’s all, hope you liked them, and good luck with those wedding toasts!
