Here are a few good true short stories you might like to use in your own funny wedding toasts.
Ice Cream Man: Funny Wedding Toasts
This is a HILLARIOUS short true story you could toss in as an icebreaker to your own funny wedding toasts.
So a long time ago when I was maybe 12 I was at my cousin’s wedding. It was a full on catholic mass type wedding, and at one point during the wedding an altar boy walks down the aisle ringing this bell, and all of a sudden one of the little children yells as loud as he can:
“It’s the ice cream man”!!
Funny Wedding Toasts: What Not To Say?
You might be able to use this in funny wedding toasts. Not sure. It is funny though…
So, I was at a wedding reception and the best man was giving his speech. He was explaining how the couple had met (It was while the groom and best man were on holiday together). Here’s what he said:
“We saw these two women, tossed for them, and he lost”…No one laughed!
Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace
Here’s a hilarious little story for your funny wedding toasts.
At a friend’s wedding there was a particular mother with a son who looked to be about two years old. The wedding had just gotten to the point where the minister asks:
“If anyone knows of any reason why these two should not be wed, speak now…”
To which the two year old pipes up NO! NO! NO! NO! The mother was apparently trying to pick him up off the floor at
I hope you liked these stories, and I hope they have inspired you in some way. Good luck with those wedding toasts!
